OSCARS 2007

My Only Oscar Entry

I used to LOVE Reese Witherspoon. Back in the day of FREEWAY, OVERNIGHT DELIVERY, FEAR, etc…

When she did Legally Blonde, I was soooo happy for her. But then EVERYBODY started loving her. I MEAN EVERYBODY! So I phased her out a bit… I mean.. I always thought she was flawlessly beautiful, and an amazing actress…

WELL, WELL, WELL… LOOK AT HER HERE AT THE OSCARS!

She is “TO DIE FOR…”
::please repeat that with an English accent::
She is “TO DIE FOR…”

It’s true what all the media outlets have said…

Divorce is a GREAT thing for her! She looks slammin’