Look What I Stumbled Upon...
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". That's right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". ?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". That's right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". ?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
posted by This Boy Here at 11:59 PM
2 Comments:
I HATE LOL! It's just ridiculous to have to point that out. What would happen if someone couldn't figure out that you were joking...well that would be even LOLIER. HAHAHAHA
You know what I hate? When you're tying to be understood and you get a verbal ass-ripping. Although I deserve it... I wish they would understand that I'm not running, I'm just trying to jump in a little smarter than my past...
That's all.
Besos 4ever
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