Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Style is Style - Fashion is Fashion!


And Britney's got style!

Ok- Here's the thing... This guy, Mr Blackwell, is a fashion critic. And he is said to have the most irritating writing style. And he doesn't like Britney very much. AT ALL!!!!

Mr Blackwell has been handing out annual worst-dressed awards to celebrities for 46 years.

The winner of Mr Blackwell's worst-dressed award this year is none other than pop princess Britney Spears. Even though Britney was a bit pregnant for a lot of 2005, it hasn't stopped Mr Blackwell from digging his claws into her style.

Who is this Mr. Blackwell? How dare he? Britney is a phenomenal style icon. Things don't have to be polished and right off of Voge to be style. Look below at the rest of list... To me- it's a crock! It seems as though he has personal issues with all of these fashionistas!

2 - Mary Kate Olsen - "In bag lady rags that look depressingly decayed - forget the accessories and buy some Raid."

3 - Jessica Simpson - "It's time to sack the stylist and divorce the designer - she resembles a cut-rate Rapunzel slingin' hash in a Vegas diner."

4 - Eva Longoria - "Gorgeous face, garish taste - what a waste."

5 - Mariah Carey - "The world applauds your musical emancipation - but please - leave that body to our imagination."

6 - Paris Hilton - "The Burger Queen Sensation may be very rich - but she looks like yesterday's cheesecake - with a side of kitsch."

7 - Anna Nicole Smith - "Queen Kong in cheap lingerie."

8 - Shakira - "Coiffure by Medusa - clothes by the Marquis De Sade."

9 - Lindsay Lohan - "The Teen Scream defines Fashion Fright - looks like she's aged 30 years overnight."

10 - Renee Zellweger - "Runs the gamut from Kewpi Doll Dreck to Red Carpet Wreck - she looks like a painted pumpkin on a pogo stick."

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