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Me In My Cloud

Various Therapies

Tomorrow is my sister's birthday. March 1st. She actually missed the leap year.

Anyways, I went shopping with my mother after dinner. I made a fuckin' killer ROPA VIEJA. For those of you who don't know about hispanic food, it's a delicious shredded beef dish. We did some serious damage in the mall.

However, my mom jokingly screamed how she couldn't go anywhere with me. Wanna know why? Cuz right now as I am righting this blog, I am bundled in a freakin' cloud. I bought myself the softest (AND I MEAN SOFTEST) white robe known to man kind. Oh, its fuckin heaven!

I LOVE SHOPPING! It makes me feel great. I am bringing all these new objects into my life. They just sit there lifeless in the store, then I bring them home and bring them to life. I accessorize, colorize, and hottie-ize all these objects.

But to getting back to the whole point of the blog...

I did some serious therapy session. After the mall, we went to CVS to obtain some birthday cards and bags, and all that crap one buys for gifts. I stayed in that card aisle forever. I just love reading cards. Birthday cards, get well cards, love cards, anniversary cards, im sorry cards, i miss you cards.

Sometimes I even buy like 10 cards, just to have on reserve. It's soul cleansing..

Try it sometime...

You Know What I LOVE...

Walking into a DIFFERENT Urban Outfitters, and getting the same 75% sale on even better and more stuff!

You Know What I HATE...

That oily, crispy feeling one gets when leaving the tanning beds!

THAT'S RIGHT

THERE AINT NO SHAME IN MY GAME!

AND WHAT?????

What’s Going On In My Head?

I remember my senior year in high school. In fact, I remember it as though it was yesterday.

You see, I suffer from some serious “toys-r-us” complex. I just don’t wanna grow up. Okay- so I backtracked a bit.

Senior year in high school, we had to put a quote below our pictures in the yearbook. At the time, this was a major deal. I mean… this would define who I was during this extremely important time of my life. A time in my life where I was figuring who I was at that time and who I was going to be in the future. I searched and searched and searched. Well, I found it!

“IF WE WEREN’T ALL CRAZY, WE’D ALL GO INSANE!” – Jimmy Buffet

This was it. This was me in a nut shell.

So today, I sit here and ask myself, do I give that quote too much credit. Do I act crazy and embrace that eccentricity because of that quote? Do I use it as an excuse? No matter what the answer is… I walk up to the shoreline (I can’t say mountain top cuz im in Miami) and scream… “IM CRAZY AND I LOVE IT!”

So while I live my life working, spending time with family and hanging with friends… I embrace the quirkiness of each individual.

I fall in love with crazy stray animals.
I enjoy conversations with crazy strangers.
I love dancing to crazy music.
I crave reading the works of crazy writers.
I watch crazy movies.
I shop for crazy clothes.
I flaunt crazy sneakers.
I live in a crazy city.

-CRAZIETOY420-

Sleeping Beauty

The night before was blessed with such a sweet essence. The conversation was long and romantically sweet. In fact, it was so sweet it could have been misconstrued as sickening. These two gay guys just need to live in the same city already!

It only took that one ray of sunlight to make its way through the wooden blinds and fall onto thisboyhere’s face. He jumped out of bed and realized it was just a dream.

The first thing he did was call his friend M.

“I can’t stop dreaming about him,” said thisboyhere.

“So then go see him!” screamed M.

“He won’t let me,” said a saddened thisboyhere.

“Then the only way to fix this is to STOP SLEEPING!” laughed M.

Tell Me

I love this video. I love this song...

Christina looks hot.. and I want Diddy's boots!

You Know What I HATE...

Media whores who kick people when they are down!

Ahemm... jason Alexander

Please see... The Things People Do...

You Know What I LOVE…

Walking to my car...



and seeing my license plate!

My Horoscope Today!

Taurus (April 19 - May 19)
Your heart and intuition will rule today much more than your mind. Trust what your instincts tell you, dear Taurus. If you are in a sales profession, you can expect the orders to come rolling in today, as your extrasensory perception helps you know your clients' needs almost before they do. Plan a romantic encounter with someone you love, and put your ESP to work on them tonight.

FUTURE SEX LOVE SHOW

I went to the timberlake concert...

Justin is so HOT and talented...

I lost my voice... and i think I may have creamed in my pants like 10 times...

I went with a girlfriend (Stephanie)... She's the coolest chick ever.. and he made her queef!

THANKS JT!

Phone Call

Thisboyhere called thatboythere and told him to move down to Florida already. Thatboythere said he couldn’t do it. He complained his cast was keeping him in California.

“What better way for me to see you. I wanna take care of you,” exclaimed thisboyhere.

Thisboyhere broke into Destiny’s Child mode…

“Let me cater to you cuz baby this is your day…” He continued singing.

“Just wait til I’m up on my feet again. I want to be with you. I wanna marry you.” said thatboythere. “I can’t believe I am moving to Florida!”

Stay tuned to see what happens next…

You Know What I LOVE…

Walking into URBAN OUTFITTERS and getting excited over the 75% off sale. After a wonderful phone call

::wink wink::

You Know What I HATE…

When you’re at lunch… and your lunch partner gets up and leaves in the middle of lunch… Just because he/she feels the waitress was rude to him/her… When, in fact, the waitress WAS NOT!

OSCARS 2007

My Only Oscar Entry

I used to LOVE Reese Witherspoon. Back in the day of FREEWAY, OVERNIGHT DELIVERY, FEAR, etc…

When she did Legally Blonde, I was soooo happy for her. But then EVERYBODY started loving her. I MEAN EVERYBODY! So I phased her out a bit… I mean.. I always thought she was flawlessly beautiful, and an amazing actress…

WELL, WELL, WELL… LOOK AT HER HERE AT THE OSCARS!

She is “TO DIE FOR…”
::please repeat that with an English accent::
She is “TO DIE FOR…”

It’s true what all the media outlets have said…

Divorce is a GREAT thing for her! She looks slammin’